Things not to list as a weaknesses in interviews

As i was browsing for the right words to describe my weaknesses, i stumbled upon this particularly funny list. it is a list of things that u shud not list as weakness in ur interview

• "Kryptonite."
• "A tendency to burn things down."
• "Spreads diseases effectively."
• "Fear of work."
• "You're a weakness!"
• "Bad at math and stuff."
• "Social me not."
• "Will work for sexual favours :P"
• "Vomits wildly at the mention of any state capital."
• "Steals other people's possesions and returns them wet."
• "Sometimes I like to lick coins I find on the ground."
• "I'm a bleeder."
• "I eat socks."
• "I AM socks."
• "Umm, I write lists in class."