JAM Topics

"She offered me her honor, I honored her offer
So all night, I was off her and on her"

Too much Viagra causes a stiff neck.

I was just looking at your name tag... honest !

Suicidal twin murders twin by mistake.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Sympathy, Empathy, Venkatachalapati

Bal Gangadhar Senna said Garage is my birthright!

Abortion is Love's labor lost, No Foetus can beat us

My Aunt uses viagra on her face to give herself a facelift

A psychic midget escaped from prison and the headlines read, small medium at large

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll Squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get
undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Sick my Duck

Men and women should not put their differences behind, because it is physically impossible or very very painful

Children in backbenches cause accidents and accidents in backbenches cause children!

A discussion should be like a woman's skirt..short enough to arouse interest and long enough to cover the pertinent points;)

"Flies" cause diseases...so don't keep yours open;)